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| It's Still All About The Orgasm (a few more) |
| 06.05.05 (11:02 am) [edit] |
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Just expanding on my last blog with a few more that came to mind. Sex with a god will give you a - Thorgasm Nymphomaniacs may get a - bedsoregasm College students have a - sophomoregasm Hunchback fetish? - Igorgasm Amused by sex? - humorgasm Does Pavarotti get you all aquiver? - tenorgasm Perhaps anal sex is your thing - backdoorgasm Conan O'Brien may give you a - pompadourgasm Serenaded by a strolling minstrel? - troubadourgasm Inspired by porn? - hardcoregasm You've had better - poorgasm Right now George W. Bush is having a - wargasm Get lucky with Mr. Rogers or the girl next door? - neighborgasm If you don't like getting off - abhorgasm One vegetarians won't experience - carnivoregasm Frodo's don't ask, don't tell moment? - orcgasm What Trekkies get a -Borgasm People addicted to the internet get a - dotorgasm Necrophiliac? - morguegasm |
posted by: JackieDaGreat (reply)
post date: 06.05.05 (11:32 am)
haha!
posted by: bawdy (reply)
post date: 06.05.05 (1:57 pm)
Reply to: DeathByGlitter
Reply to: JackieDaGreat
Glad you liked them, gals. :-)
posted by: almsthvn (reply)
post date: 06.05.05 (2:10 pm)
mmmmmmmm
gasms are wonderful ;)
posted by: bawdy (reply)
post date: 06.05.05 (3:46 pm)
Reply to: almsthvn
I wouldn't know! heh
posted by: surrogate (reply)
post date: 06.06.05 (5:12 am)
Damn... been sitting here for ten minutes trying to add to the list... going through the alphbet... hitting the ryming dictionary... I got nothin'. My mind is a bank. I need sex to clear it... Plus, I've been fantasizing about Hillary Clinton.
Oh... oH Oh... Yeahhh...goDDDD...
(I think I'm having a Senatorgasm.)
posted by: bawdy (reply)
post date: 06.06.05 (11:31 am)
Reply to: surrogate
Heh. Good one. Fantasizing about Hilary? I'm sure we can find you a twelve step program to cure you of that!
posted by: surrogate (reply)
post date: 06.06.05 (12:26 pm)
Reply to: bawdy
What if you get off on tales about old legends like Paul Bunyon and Pecos Bill?
Or you love to play with the center of the apple?
Or Donkeys?
Or what if the Raven sayeth that you should get off for the last time?
Or what about little Tattoo from Fantasy island? What happens to him when he gets off?
When a mechanic plays with his wrench? What then?
mygasm, hergasm,
theirgasm, hisgasm,
nobody left, except little old yourgasm
posted by: AmyLeeZealot (reply)
post date: 06.06.05 (3:18 pm)
hey backdoorgasms are pretty good...lol and I'm probably fitting the bedsoregasm one too
posted by: bawdy (reply)
post date: 06.07.05 (11:24 am)
Reply to: surrogate
Tattoo? dwarfgasm? Mr. Rourkegasm?
I'm stumped.
Same with the mechanic. Hmmm..
posted by: bawdy (reply)
post date: 06.07.05 (11:25 am)
Reply to: AmyLeeZealot
If you need any help with those I'd be more than happy to oblige! heh
posted by: bawdy (reply)
post date: 06.07.05 (11:35 am)
Frodo's don't ask, don't tell moment? - orcgasm
What Trekkies get a -Borgasm
People addicted to the internet get a - dotorgasm
Necrophiliac? - morguegasm
Think I'll edit my post and add these.
posted by: surrogate (reply)
post date: 06.07.05 (4:08 pm)
American Folkloregasm
Mr. Rourkegasm (good job!~)
Torquegasm
posted by: bawdy (reply)
post date: 06.08.05 (2:01 pm)
Oh, torque! Ha. I wasn't expecting anyone to apply physics to orgasms. ;-)
posted by: surrogate (reply)
post date: 06.10.05 (11:07 am)
Reply to: bawdy How about you and I spend a few days coming up poems about the silliness of the Iraq thing.(you come up with one and i will too).. we'll post 'em both on both our sites and challenge people to out-do us! We might get some talented people to respond.
posted by: CrimsonBlood (reply)
post date: 06.10.05 (11:48 am)
those are fun...what if youve never hard an orgasm is it a norgasm
posted by: AmyHCAlum (reply)
post date: 06.10.05 (11:54 am)
LOL Way too funny...
what if you work in a nuclear power plant? a coregasm
Narcoleptics? snoregasm
I know they're spelled wrong, but oh well...
posted by: jennjr (reply)
post date: 06.10.05 (12:04 pm)
Holy Crap that was funny!
Thanks for the laugh!
posted by: bawdy (reply)
post date: 06.10.05 (2:14 pm)
Reply to: surrogate
Good lord, man...you're proposing to put the ultimate slacker to work? Sheesh. Could be fun. I'll see if I can tap my muse for ideas. Don't expect more than more limericks!
posted by: bawdy (reply)
post date: 06.10.05 (2:15 pm)
Reply to: CrimsonBlood
I'll vouch for that. :-( heh
posted by: bawdy (reply)
post date: 06.10.05 (2:17 pm)
Reply to: AmyHCAlum
Ahh..you learn fast, grasshopper. Good ones!
posted by: bawdy (reply)
post date: 06.10.05 (2:18 pm)
Reply to: jennjr
Glad you liked them. Thanks for taking the time to say so!
posted by: surrogate (reply)
post date: 06.10.05 (2:48 pm)
Reply to: bawdy
Bullshit... I'm expecting no less than a sixteen line sonnet,
posted by: bawdy (reply)
post date: 06.10.05 (3:43 pm)
Reply to: surrogate
You've got a long wait ahead of you then!
posted by: jennjr (reply)
post date: 06.11.05 (7:31 am)
Reply to: bawdy
Any time. I'm sure I'll be back!
posted by: bawdy (reply)
post date: 06.11.05 (10:30 am)
Reply to: jennjr
Cool. I'll keep an eye out for ya. ;-)
posted by: jennjr (reply)
post date: 06.13.05 (2:35 pm)
Reply to: bawdy
As usual, I'm about ten minutes late with anything witty, but here goes anyway...
Like to do it on vacation? Tourgasm!
posted by: bawdy (reply)
post date: 06.13.05 (2:41 pm)
Reply to: jennjr
Better late than never!
posted by: jennjr (reply)
post date: 06.13.05 (2:46 pm)
Reply to: bawdy
:)
I try.