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| What you should know about rice |
| 05.18.05 (12:56 pm) [edit] |
| You know how nurses go around schools checking for nits and lice? They use these long sticks to comb through the kids' hair. They're kind of reminiscent of chopsticks, which the Chinese use to eat their staple food, rice. Rice grains themselves are small, not unlike lice, and the two are similar in shape. Come to think of it, the Chinese have an awful time pronouncing the letter "r" when speaking English, and it ends up being pronounced as an "l", making a word such as...ummm...let's say rice sound like lice. Just something to think about the next time you reach in the cupboard for a box of Uncle Ben's. I mean, there are other sources of carbohydrates, protein, fiber and vitamin E, you know? |
posted by: Sweetcindy01 (reply)
post date: 05.18.05 (6:43 pm)
ok i just got home from eating rice at a chinez restaurant
posted by: bawdy (reply)
post date: 05.19.05 (12:27 pm)
Is that the same as a Chinese restaurant? ;-) Was the rice crawling?
posted by: EvilEye (reply)
post date: 05.19.05 (1:50 pm)
OMG LMAO! Where do you think of these?!?!
posted by: bawdy (reply)
post date: 05.19.05 (2:44 pm)
Inside my head is a scary place to be. You don't want to go there! ;-) I swear these things don't come naturally. I can go ages without new ideas cropping up. Most of the stuff I've posted here is stuff I wrote a few years back and I'm trying to find a new audience for it here. I'm really glad it makes you laugh. That means a lot to me knowing some people enjoy it.
posted by: Sweetcindy01 (reply)
post date: 05.19.05 (9:14 pm)
Reply to: bawdy
awwwwwww hehe
posted by: bawdy (reply)
post date: 05.20.05 (1:43 pm)
And some weirdos, I might add. heh
posted by: Sweetcindy01 (reply)
post date: 05.20.05 (10:01 pm)
ok you need a new post haha i need new stuff to read
posted by: FinalyFree (reply)
post date: 05.21.05 (10:12 am)
Gawd I wish I hadn't JUST eaten Chinese *belch*
posted by: bawdy (reply)
post date: 05.21.05 (12:24 pm)
Reply to: Sweetcindy01
I think the library's open. ;-)
posted by: bawdy (reply)
post date: 05.21.05 (12:25 pm)
Reply to: FinalyFree
Chinese people or food? You didn't specify.
posted by: Sweetcindy01 (reply)
post date: 05.21.05 (8:32 pm)
Reply to: bawdy
ok wanna take me?
posted by: bawdy (reply)
post date: 05.22.05 (11:23 am)
Reply to: Sweetcindy01
Not if we're just going to read. heh
posted by: Sweetcindy01 (reply)
post date: 05.23.05 (9:35 am)
Reply to: bawdy
lol