This one is for EvilEye because she likes elephants. I'd say it's more of an unhealthy infatuation, but who am I to judge? I actually wrote these many moons ago...

I stumbled across the homepage of two zany English schoolgirls and saw that they had brainstormed 62 Ways To Get An Elephant In A Car.

However, I think they forgot some of the more obvious ways to get an elephant into a car. Also, they did not specify whether we're talking about an Asian or an African elephant, so I'm rather limited as to how much help I can provide. Here we go anyway..

• Eat it. Then get in the car yourself.
  
  
  
• Borrow Monica Lewinsky's car. If she can get in, an elephant should be no problem.
  
  
  
• Empty the ashtrays and glove compartment to free up space.
  
  
  
• Put on a female elephant costume and pose seductively in the back seat. (From there, you're on your own!)
  
  
  
• Send the elephant to clown school. You can fit oodles of clowns into a clown car.
  
  
  
• Revoke its bus pass.
  
  
  
• Designate the inside of the car as an elephant graveyard.
  
  
  
• Pitch a Big Top tent in the car and open a circus.
  
  
  
• Drive the car into the elephant, then turn them inside out. (My head hurts trying to picture if it would actually work. It makes sense if you pop a couple of the blue pills first.)
  
  
  
• Think of how not to put an elephant in a car, then do the opposite.