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| War on Iraq poetry assault |
| 06.10.05 (3:27 pm) [edit] |
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*Two new ones added 06/19/05 *Yet another three more of my own added 06/13/05 *Three more of my own added 06/11/05 Surrogate has proposed a competition open to all tbloggers to write poems pertaining to the War on Iraq. Feel free to submit your own and I'll edit this entry, adding yours and giving credit where credit is due. I'll even add pro war ones to be open minded about it. Enjoy and have fun with it. I find the limerick method to be easiest. There once was a tyrant named Saddam A dufus who was as harmless as Guam George Bush craved the oil Of his father's old foil So he invaded with steadfast aplomb Oh that wacky old general Saddam The prez feared he'd develop the bomb So he made up some lies Some phony WMD guise Encouraged by his own dad and mom We've heard all about Saddam Hussein Whose modus operandi was far from humane But to justify the war on Iraq? Surely you must think I'm on crack Such logic is on the outside of sane Give credit to that man, George W. Bush An invasion on Iraq was not easy to push When you must play on a country's fears Using nothing but smoke and mirrors While having Blair's lips firmly attached to his tush Iraq was dealt a big dose of shock and awe Donald Rumsfeld prepared to lay down the law "We'll find WMD within these borders" Said the man who takes his orders From a rube straight out of central casting of Hee Haw Impartial is media outlet FOX news That is if you subscribe to conservative views They backpedaled quickly into spin mode Spouting a "their people are better off now" load Once Bush's "intelligence" was exposed as a ruse The Abu Ghraib scandal in a nation of oil and sand Makes one wonder about the chain of command But perhaps even more shocking Than rampant prisoner mocking Is that some grunt had sex with Lyndie England!  Remember that villainous murderer named Osama? Who between sessions of wild sex with his llama Has seen the new face of terror Pinned on Saddam in grave error Now he's free to sit back and watch the strange drama Rebuilding contracts doled out to Halliburton? Awarding these contracts, one thing is certain Sure as a turkey has a gizzard Don't look for any Ozian wizard Dick Cheney's the man behind the curtain Do you really believe that Saddam Hussein Was part of taking down towers via plane? He doesn't have the smarts To even light his own farts Spotted some baked beans, a lighter and butane! Rebel suicide bomber blows up a tank One soldier is lost, a private his rank Left behind in his young life? Fatherless children, grieving wife For this he has the president to thank We all heard the tale of Pat Tillman A media darling, deployed to kill, man Ripped apart by friendly fire A cover-up drew his kin's ire That was sure one tough grave to fill, man |
posted by: Beyourself (reply)
post date: 06.10.05 (3:38 pm)
Why do get the impression that you are not a diehard fan of the Man from Mad?? ;-)
The War in Iraq in retrospect was a mistake, maybe even a big mistake. But then we are looking at it from our rearview mirror. Once we are in, how do we get ourselves out? Do we have exit strategy as yet? Or do we simply recall all our troops within, say 30 days, and let the Iraqi and their "insurgents" duke it out themselves? Not a bad plan, eh?
posted by: bawdy (reply)
post date: 06.10.05 (3:46 pm)
Reply to: Beyourself
I'm afraid I don't have an answer to that. I'm afraid protection is now owed until they're ready to take over. Let's pray that's soon.
posted by: AmyLeeZealot (reply)
post date: 06.11.05 (8:14 am)
Very nice...meh, I can't write poems...so I'll just read everyone else's! LOL
posted by: bawdy (reply)
post date: 06.11.05 (10:32 am)
Reply to: AmyLeeZealot
I can't write poems either but it doesn't stop me from trying!
posted by: surrogate (reply)
post date: 06.11.05 (2:57 pm)
holy moly... you hopped right to it didn't you?... geez... and I'm busy... I promise to get on it as soon as I can... hell if I'd have known you'd move this quick I'd have suggested a contest to get me a million bucks!
posted by: bawdy (reply)
post date: 06.11.05 (3:04 pm)
Reply to: surrogate
Once my mind gets triggered into motion it's go, go, go! before it goes back into hibernation. heh
posted by: EvilEye (reply)
post date: 06.11.05 (6:59 pm)
Ugh she's so ugly. Looks like a weird little boy. But that reminds me. You know the picture of her with the cigarette in her mouth, pointing to a naked prisoner? I found an entire website dedicated to people re-making that picture. I need to find it and send you the link!
posted by: almsthvn (reply)
post date: 06.12.05 (10:28 am)
I LOVE stanzs #4.
hard to believe Lyndie England and Jessica Lynch are both from my home state. One is bull-dog ugly and crude, the other is pixie-cute and has class. I prefer Jessica as an example of the "strong" WV woman (besides myself, of course) ;)
posted by: MustangCowgirl (reply)
post date: 06.12.05 (10:33 am)
LOL!!
posted by: bawdy (reply)
post date: 06.12.05 (10:41 am)
Reply to: EvilEye
Some people gave her the photoshop treatment? I want to see that! Frankly, I think she looks more like a chipmunk.
posted by: surrogate (reply)
post date: 06.12.05 (10:46 am)
Reply to: bawdy
okay... finally put one on my blog
posted by: bawdy (reply)
post date: 06.12.05 (10:48 am)
Reply to: almsthvn
Actually, they're separate poems, not stanzas of one long one. England deserves the hell she's going through. Lynch went through an even greater hell. It convinces me women shouldn't be on the battlefield, because if captured, they are subject to atrocities that would scar a person more than war does.
posted by: bawdy (reply)
post date: 06.12.05 (10:49 am)
Reply to: MustangCowgirl
Thanks for laughing. Glad you liked them!
posted by: bawdy (reply)
post date: 06.12.05 (11:16 am)
Reply to: surrogate
Way ahead of you...already commented!
posted by: surrogate (reply)
post date: 06.12.05 (5:23 pm)
That last one is mean... quit talking sh*t about my sweety-pie. (hehehe)
posted by: bawdy (reply)
post date: 06.13.05 (11:12 am)
Reply to: surrogate
Sweetie-pie? My condolences! heh
posted by: CrimsonBlood (reply)
post date: 06.13.05 (11:26 am)
you crack me up
posted by: bawdy (reply)
post date: 06.13.05 (1:18 pm)
Reply to: CrimsonBlood
*Krazy-Glues CrimsonBlood back together*
posted by: CrimsonBlood (reply)
post date: 06.13.05 (1:20 pm)
Reply to: bawdy
haha thats hot
posted by: bawdy (reply)
post date: 06.13.05 (2:40 pm)
Reply to: CrimsonBlood
Don't be too sure! I think I glued your butt cheeks together by accident. Sorry! heh
posted by: CrimsonBlood (reply)
post date: 06.13.05 (2:54 pm)
Reply to: bawdy
oh,,, that could be bad :-\
posted by: bawdy (reply)
post date: 06.13.05 (3:10 pm)
Reply to: CrimsonBlood
Not to mention embarrassing trying to explain it to the folks in ER!
posted by: CrimsonBlood (reply)
post date: 06.13.05 (3:18 pm)
Reply to: bawdy
no, youre going with me to explain...or just grab a knife...or a pry bar :-D
posted by: bawdy (reply)
post date: 06.13.05 (3:43 pm)
Reply to: CrimsonBlood
lmao..a crowbar? that might do more harm than good. I just want to see you try to walk like that. I'm sure you'd look like a penguin.
posted by: CrimsonBlood (reply)
post date: 06.13.05 (3:45 pm)
Reply to: bawdy
pry bar...crow bar same thing...and maybe i would walk funny but i still look good :-D
posted by: bawdy (reply)
post date: 06.14.05 (10:34 am)
Reply to: CrimsonBlood
I don't doubt that. ;-)
posted by: CrimsonBlood (reply)
post date: 06.14.05 (10:56 am)
Reply to: bawdy
hey now, i always look good tard!!
posted by: jennjr (reply)
post date: 06.14.05 (11:48 am)
I wish very much that I could write a limerick. I would love to do more than just giggle. But, hell, it took me three days to come up with something halfway witty for your last post....
Check back about six months from now. I'm sure I'll have something! :)
posted by: bawdy (reply)
post date: 06.14.05 (3:18 pm)
Reply to: CrimsonBlood
Hey, I didn't argue otherwise. Dork! ;-)
posted by: CrimsonBlood (reply)
post date: 06.14.05 (3:21 pm)
Reply to: bawdy
nerd!! you wanna start name callin...bring it butt dart ill win :-D
posted by: bawdy (reply)
post date: 06.14.05 (3:21 pm)
Reply to: jennjr
I'm sure you could do it, but no one's pressuring you. It's all good. I know some of mine are lame and few of them have the proper cadence. Doing so would really be challenging!
posted by: bawdy (reply)
post date: 06.14.05 (3:23 pm)
Reply to: CrimsonBlood
Now you went and done made me cry! :-(
Butt munch!
posted by: jennjr (reply)
post date: 06.14.05 (4:23 pm)
Reply to: bawdy
We'll see what I come up with...
posted by: bawdy (reply)
post date: 06.15.05 (10:57 am)
Reply to: jennjr
I'm about tapped out...for now, at least.
posted by: jennjr (reply)
post date: 06.15.05 (11:11 am)
Reply to: bawdy
Can't wait to see what's next!
posted by: bawdy (reply)
post date: 06.15.05 (3:37 pm)
Reply to: jennjr
Knowing my history with procrastination, probably nothing.
posted by: jennjr (reply)
post date: 06.16.05 (7:28 am)
Reply to: bawdy
;)
posted by: surrogate (reply)
post date: 06.19.05 (4:40 am)
and where the hell have you been?
posted by: bawdy (reply)
post date: 06.19.05 (9:19 am)
Reply to: surrogate
I've been lurking, just waiting for the right time to pounce. heh
posted by: almsthvn (reply)
post date: 06.21.05 (7:49 am)
new post! new post! new post!